Drama, cliques, kids banging the bejesus out of each other; nowhere are these faucets of high school so exaggerated than on the musical-shitshow-extravaganza that is Glee. These kids share partners more than a season of Sister Wives.
Now that Glee’s well into its third season, it’s hard to keep straight just who got it on with who. Perhaps some of us (NEVER me, Mom!) can liken this experience to our actual hookups from high school or college that are now in “the vault”. But why dive into our own past mistakes when we can heckle the disturbing amount of hook-ups inside McKinley High. You may wanna check yourself for cold sores after viewing our Glee make-out matrix:
Both Puck (naturally) and black horse Sam man-whored it up with nearly every lady on the show. Can you guys think of a cast that’s more incestual (that’s not on the CW, that shit’s in a league of its own, obvi.)? Most importantly — who’d I forget?
You forgot Kurt butchin’ it up with Brittany!
And I’m really tempted to do this with The Vampire Diaries, but I think it would break Photoshop.
You forgot Kurt and Brittany, and Puck and Mercedes. But whatever