More of the same plagued our pals Adam, Anders, and Blake in the second season of Workaholics; love interests pitted the three against each other, swollen egos at times became insurmountable obstacles, and the slightest shortcomings of one routinely befell the entire group. Though despite these mawkish, overused problems that threatened to split up the “Best Friend Brigade”, the Brothers McMuffins managed to find ways to team up and tackle a few…interesting…problems head on,...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 10: “6 Hours Till Hedonism II” “It’s just semen. Stop whining.” Before last night’s Season 2 finale of Workaholics, I was only familiar with two aspects of hedonism: 1) its philosophic value of maximizing pleasure, probably exercised most accurately by Hedonismbot, and 2) it’s an adult oriented resort, I think, like Club Med…but everything is naked. But alas, there’s more! For instance, did you know that there aren’t one but TWO Hedonism resorts...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 9: “Man Up” “We might as well cut our nuts off and turn them in to the Dude Sheriff, because we don’t deserve these badges that we call testicles.” Two days after last week’s train wreck that was “Karl’s Wedding”, the Workaholics Facebook page uploaded the following poll: What the…? What a horrific way to posthumously try and extract some iota of decency out of an otherwise tragic viewing experience....
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 8: “Karl’s Wedding” “For a second I imagined having a kid that was part you and my dick went back inside my body.” Last week I complained that this second season of Workaholics wasn’t prominently featuring enough Karl: Well apparently executives at Comedy Central carefully read my CG posts and decide which episodes to air based on what I have to say! Because last night we were treated (?) to...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 7: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates” “I’m trying to save my marriage. Now get your dicks out!” It’s a Montez pool party! And what would a shindig at a co-worker’s swimming hole be without a drunk boss to (fiscally) take advantage of, a garage in which to get baked and play with old toys, and a real life game of Cops ‘n’ Robbers with the gated community’s security officer that lands...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 6: “Stop! Pajama Time” “This is the USA. ‘Characters Welcome’ is our country’s motto.” So your boss comes into the office gravely ill and, before heading back home a mere hour into the workday, she assigns you to maintain the status quo. Pop quiz, hotshot: Do you: a) step your game up, put on your bossy pants, and take charge b) SeVeN hOuR piZzA pArTY!!!1!! c) sweat uncontrollably from your pits and...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 5: “Old Man Ders” “We’re going straight to Pound Town! Population: Three! Chief import: Beer! Chief export: Swaaaaaaag.” It’s Ders’ birthday! And he’s turning the big 2-5! (Ed. note: It’s this guy’s’ birthday on Thursday! And he’s turning what feels like the big 6-3, because he’s an old fart! Maybe you should all pitch in and buy him a little somethin-somethin?) Per tradition, Adam and Blake wake Ders up promptly...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 4: “Model Kombat” “Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel??” There are three points, or pillars, if you will, to acknowledge in the framework of not pissing off a dude: Don’t impede, whether inadvertent or done with purpose, his courtship of any woman. When he’s recognized for his pretty face, don’t compromise it by blanketing it with greasy pepperonis while he’s sleeping. (This one’s such...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 3: “Temp-Tress” “She’s not perfect. Yes, she’s exactly what we want to be raped by, right? But does she have the build to birth me my olympic triathlete son?” Look, we’ve all been there: a pretty young thing starts working in your office and before you can even rationalize a way to approach her, you become preoccupied with plans on how to deal with your unpredictable kid boner and inevitable...
Workaholics Season 2: Episode 2: “Dry Guys” “We don’t have a substance abuse problem. If anything, we have a subWAY abuse problem. We destroy five-dollar footlongs.” The “Brothers McMuffins”, as they are known this week (I hope each week consists of a new nickname they give to themselves), attempt to accomplish what any hard-working, young adult has undoubtedly tried and failed countless times — a week-long detox after pushing a night’s worth of binge drinking...
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