Up All Night Season 1: Episode 11: “First Christmas” “Is it me or is this snowman sexually perverse? Gyrating like that, no pants?” Hey kids. It’s me, your super cool substitute grader for this very special Christmas episode of Up All Night. I’m going to do things like sit on the desk with my sleeves rolled up, let you watch a movie instead of going over the chapter and just generally be WAY cooler...
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 10: “Week Off” “Diaper time’s hard enough without someone jackin’ up your wipes!” Did you guys realize there was a new episode of Up All Night last night? Seems nuts right? I mean, it’s Thanksgiving Eve, people are traveling, slaughtering turkeys, milking gravy cows, etc. Yours truly was doing all of the above, and thus only had time to quickly bang through this week’s episode of Up All...
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 9: “Hiring and Firing” “Who just sent 25 women with alopecia to Disney World? I did.” It’s time for the Up All Ninth episode of that Up All Night show everybody keeps talking about. Oh, just me? I’m the only one talking about it? Actually, I’m not as last week marked a momentous moment for my Up All Night grading – a negative comment in the comments section!...
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 8: “First Night Away” “How did Oprah meet Stedman?” “No one has that information.” I initially got really excited when I saw the title to this episode. “First Night Away” could be pertaining to anybody, thus was it too much to hope the Baby finally got her “day out” I’d so craved? Perhaps this episode would involve the hilarious hijinx of the Baby climbing all around a construction...
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 7: “Parents” “Did you see what Hair did to my hair? I am gonna kill Hair!” We’re back! Jeez Luhweez, I dunno about you, but that was the longest hiatus week of my LIFE! Seriously, you want to know what I do during weeks when Up All Night isn’t on the teevee? It looks a li’l sumphthin like this… Monday: Hold weekly “Up All Night Eve” party where...
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 6: “Birth” “It’s like hair coming out of hair! Turn it off!” Well folks, tonight’s the night we all have been waiting for! All our questions will finally be answered. We finally discover how Sawyer got his name, where Walt’s been this whole time, what exactly “the heart of the island” is, what the deal is with Jack’s tattoos and of course, the origins of The Smoke Monster....
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 5: “Mr. Bob’s Toddler Kaleidoscope” “Okay…you’re really hitting the ‘boo’, which is a scary word and what baby wants their parents to terrify them? No baby.” ‘Sup (All Night)? The description for this, the fifth episode of Up All Night reads the following: “Reagan worries her busy schedule is interfering with her parenting” Um…just now?! Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad she’s catching on to what viewers have...
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 4: “New Car” : ) Why am I so happy? What’s this strange feeling of elation? Why can’t I stop skipping?! Why? Why I ask!? Because: Up All Night got picked up for a full season order! My recap-ployment has just been extended! Take that, guy who recapped The Playboy Club! Now the pickup’s great in itself, but the real celebration lies in the other show that received...
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 3: “Working Late and Working It” “Enjoy your happy life while I go cry in a jacuzzi shaped like an eight note.” Full disclosure: This recap was written while following the drama of the AL Wild Card race, as my Boston Red Sox held a tight lead in a rain delay and the Yankees are blowing a 7 run lead to our direct competition, the Tampa Bay Rays....
Up All Night Season 1: Episode 2: “Cool Neighbors” “I cannot get over that haircut. It’s like old fashioned in a new and modern way I never would have considered.” We’re at the all important second episode of the NBC television situational comedy, Up All Night. If you came here looking for a writeup of Up All Knight, the HBO drama about the Knights of Columbus, then you’re dumb because that doesn’t exist. Anyone...
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