Step outside, look around, can you feel it in the air? A fresh new season is upon us! … Spring? What’s spring got, Dandelions? Warm(ish) weather? Song birds? Finch, please! I’m talking about Mad Men! Season 5 is here, ya’ll. The promotional posters are all around! IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR! Spring comes once year, but we haven’t experienced a new Mad Men since October of 2010! Who was even president back...
Characters welcome, indeed! The doldrums of winter are brightened only by our brief glimpse into the lives of the rich and unhealthy when Royal Pains returns tonight at 10pm on USA. The first half of season 3 saw the Lawson brothers move back into mysterious benefactor Boris’ gorgeous Hamptons mansion after spending the summer squatting at ‘New Parts’ Newberg’s place. Although, I imagine squatting in a humongous seaside villa isn’t so terrible. HankMed is doing...
I see them long hard times to come… Justified is just(ified) about upon us (Tues, Jan 17th, 10 PM – FX). No, not the J.T. album of the same name (though that’s on in the background as I watch all television), but the FX program that goes by that title. “That’s the show about cowboys right?” said someone’s dad. No, but close. Seeing as this article marks Justified‘s Character Grades debut, I’ll let Wikipedia...
This Thursday, Liz, Jack and the cast and crew of The Girlie Show return to NBC after more than six months off the air. Yeah, I know, I’ve been asking myself the same question: “Seriously, it’s been six months since the last episode of 30 Rock?” Between the suddenly ubiquitous reruns, that Alec Baldwin Words with Friends debacle, Tina Fey’s book, those Dennis the Beeper King State Farm ads and that awful situation with...
“Lumen, let me think for a minute that I had a chance to be human, but wishes, of course, are for children.” Dexter Morgan is back, flying solo, and ready to wreak havoc on Miami-area degenerates (insert Lebron/Casey Anthony/The U joke here). When we last saw America’s most popular serial killer, Lumen (Julia Stiles) was telling him 10 things she hated about him and hitting the road after shaking her “dark passenger.” Dexter – not so...
It’s officially time to get excited for tonight’s premiere of the third season of The Good Wife! If you’re not excited, then this saucy trailer will probably give you a little boost. Loving Alicia’s sexy red dress and the bold new attitude they’re presenting her with, not to mention those bangs! Sunday nights just got good. Season two of this brilliant show was full of twists and turns! There was also an excellent balance...
Pretty Little Liars. Season 1: Tell me Lies, Tell me sweet little lies! “Buckle up, Bitches. Nothing is as it seems” – A “He doesn’t need an invitation – he broke into a vending machine with a spork.” – Aria ABC Family has found the winning formula for great TV – exceptionally attractive high school students with “real life” complications. These kids have high stakes! They’ve gotten pregnant and competed on the balance beam!...
True Blood: Season 3 Study Guide. What a mess we left everything in. Season 4 is right around the corner, and as usual, we’re left with nearly half a dozen cliffhangers. Here’s where we left of all our favorites. Sookie Stackhouse has had just about enough. Who could blame her? Sookie has just found out love of her life, Bill Compton, has been lying to her this whole time –he’s been in cahoots with...
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