Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 24: “A Day” OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! We finally get to know who ‘A’ is!! Just kidding! We only find out one key player on the ‘A’ team. Yes, the ‘A’ team. I did not make that up. I may have been sitting on the couch watching tween television, shoveling chubby hubby in my face, but even I would not have made that joke. Note: You have...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 24: “If These Dolls Could Talk” “Must’ve been awful, getting dirt in your lungs. I don’t even like sand in my mouth.” – Satan’s Spawn “Can you cover PLL on Monday?” They said. “Sure, no problem! I watch it anyway!” I said. And now I hate everything. You see, normally when I watch Pretty Little Liars, it’s as a half-hearted viewer. I fast forward through scenes I don’t...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 23: “Eye of the Beholder” “I can’t go around without a phone. That’s like going around without a brain.” Aria continues her charade as Vivian Darkbloom and has a rendez-vous with Ali’s cohort – Duncan. The gang is almost all reunited and it feels so good. Just like old times, Jenna nearly dies in...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 22: “Father Knows Best” “I’ve gone from shopping carts to walkers” Last night was Rosewood’s father-daughter dance. Thankfully it was devoid of incest innuendo. Collective sigh of relief! In other news, Aria is voted the best liar by her friends. Congratulations, Lucy Hale’s ugly cry! Your Oscar is a pipe dream on the way! What We Know: Melissa was harassing Ali via text. Mr. Hastings insinuates Melissa killed...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 21: “Breaking The Code” “What did I say about that word? Did I catch you in the middle of a nap?” It’s recycling week on ABC Family. Melissa, Wren, Paige! Are they going green by re-using old plot lines and actors? Subtle. Red herring alert! The girls have an address for ‘A’s phone, but it turns out it’s just an old villain from Scooby Doo. The only thing...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 20: “CTRL-A” “I am the wi-fi koo koo ka choo” – Caleb The centerpiece of last night was a hacking plot line. Seriously. Apparently it’s the 90s. The hack is back. What We Know: Ali was blackmailing someone to the tune of $50k. (The Devil Can’t Afford Prada!) Ali hired a P.I. to find out the identity of ‘A.’ He says he knows. Suspect! Holden trains in martial...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 19: “The Naked Truth” “I don’t know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.” Rosewood has its first “Truth-Up Day,” which is really corporate team building with sleeping bags. The whole thing is a little PG, which is a little “eh” for me. OMFG, it’s not enough that every HBO show has incest, but now our liars on the bandwagon,...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 18: “A Kiss Before Lying.” “Kate is a Fang Blenny.” Way to play stealth everyone! Keeping Hanna in the dark means NOT knocking over vases and screaming in the background. This pretty much sums up a million over-acted, “whoopsy” scenarios that plague this episode. Except for Spencer, because she’s untouchable. What We Know Ali had a fake driver’s license with dark hair Ali had an alias, “Vivian Darkbloom,”...
Pretty Little Liars Season 2: Episode 17: “The Blonde Leading the Blind” “Dance you little bastards.” Emotional porn alert! All the ladies practically dump their boyfriends under the guise of protection. Let’s be honest ladies, this is a little too heroic. There are hormones to consult. The men know this and they won’t give up! Sadly, neither will ‘A.’ Everyone gets a lonely rain montage. Did you know it’s impossible to cry when it’s...
Pretty Little Liars. Season 2: Episode 16: “Let The Water Hold Me Down.” “You’re like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book smart.” It was so freaking tense watching a dripping wet Lucas confront Hanna about the boat incident from last week. THEN, the writers created the ultimate boner-killer. Lucas wasn’t in cahoots with ‘A.’ He just stole $4,000 from Caleb to bet on basketball. LAME! Lucas knows comics. He doesn’t ball hard...
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