Justified Season 3: Episode 13: “Slaughterhouse” “A man in a hat?” Well here it is, the end of the road. The finish line. The final curtain. The final frontier. The last of the Mohicans. The ultimate… thing. Yes, we made it Justifriends, all the way to the end of the thirdest season of The Raylan Givens and Friends Shoot ‘Em Up Drugs Hour! If you sense a twinge of depression in my voice it’s...
Justified Season 3: Episode 12: “Coalition” “Salt…or pepper?” Well, that certainly was a penultimate episode. Yes — the second to last episode of the season, can you believe we’ve made it this far? I never thought I’d write a book on anything, but the pieces I’ve written for episodes this season have to at least equate to a very skinny travel novella or something, right? I anxiously await the inevitable movie deal I’ll receive...
Justified Season 3: Episode 11: “Measures” “What a dick!” Here we are, the eleventh episode of the season. Did you ever think we’d get this far? I mean did you ever? You did? When you realized the season is 13 episodes long? It’s like listed everywhere on the internet and there’s really no reason I should not have known that? You think I should learn how to properly use google for things other than...
Justified Season 3: Episode 10: “Guy Walks Into A Bar” “You are a conquistador, only we are not your savages.” Do you guys watch Unsupervised? I feel like I do just based on the commercials I see during other FX shows. It might be my favorite show at this point. You know that feeling right before a giant storm begins? There’s a chill in the wind. The clouds are all gathered in an unsettling...
Justified Season 3: Episode 9: “Loose Ends” “Social awkwardness is often the curse of genius.” Well, here it is gang. For six days, we didn’t know its fate… but after copious internet support and a barrage of pop culture mash-ups we’ve reached the long-awaited return of the series from which the internet has collectively been suffering crippling withdrawal! Maybe that was just me, as I treat every week between Justifieds like most Community fans...
Justified Season 3: Episode 8: “Watching the Detectives” “You said you like to back the winning side.” Rejoice Justifriends – Justified was just renewed for a fourth season, which also means I have a job for another year! What, none of you other writers are getting paid? With benefits? And unlimited pizza? Hope you all like playing the Blame Game, because this week’s episode was like the Blame Game Olympics — a whole lotta...
Justified Season 3: Episode 7: “The Man Behind the Curtain” “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” Judging from the title, looks like we’re finally getting that Ben Linus backstory we all been waiting for! Yes! WHAT is that guy’s deal?! A typical television season hits its stride by the midway point, I reckon. The pieces have been set up, the stakes are established, and the main arc of the season can...
Justified Season 3: Episode 6: “When the Guns Come Out” Before we get started I just need a minute to catch my breath and level my swoon, because this episode begins with two ladiez flashin’ their BRAS! Spring break (woo)! Basic cable! Looks like Harlan’s got an “oxy war on” (say it, you’re welcome)! As you might imagine from the title, guns came out this week. No, Channing Tatum wasn’t walking around shirtless in...
Justified Season 3. Episode 5: “Thick As Mud” “Did I blink?” It’s time for the annual Valentine’s Day episode of Justified! I hope Raylan and his hat finally tell each other how they really feel! Do you think Jim and Pam and Finn and Bones will make out? I CAN’T STAND THE TENSION I’M LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THEM. Countdown to relevance in 5… 4… 3.5… 3… WHO CALLED IT, BITCHES? We did indeed get...
Justified Season 3: Episode 4:”The Devil You Know” “I sense a disturbance in the force.” Sometimes when the name of a character is in an episode title, it indicates that the character will leave the show (The Office – “Goodbye, Michael”), become a vegetarian (The Simpsons – “Lisa the Vegetarian”), or die (Justified – “The Devil You Know”). This episode is clearly an example of the latter, as it’s the exact example I used...
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