Well, here we are. At what was supposed to be a promising season. Between the touchy feely Lifetime movie ads and the fact that this show used to be pretty damn awesome, I was hopeful! The WORLD was hopeful. But I think fame got the better of our favorite Philidelphians and the show just ain’t what it used to be. I got where they were trying to go, with each character having their own...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7. Episode 13: “The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang’s Revenge” “Make way train coming through! All aboard! Toot Toot!” Last week was such a cliffhanger! Right, you guys? Haven’t you all been waiting with bated breath for seven days to find out what happens to The Gang? Will Dee ever become cool again? Will Rickety Cricket spread ringworm to the entire school? Will Dennis get his...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7. Epsiode 12: “The High School Reunion” “Sir-Mix-A-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from horrific spinal disorders, he was talking about gorgeous black women and their big beautiful black butts.” Ew. High school reunions! Aren’t they just the worst? You have to fake be nice to a bunch of people whose names you can’t remember (thank baby Jesus for the nametags, amirite?) and talk...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7. Epsiode 11: “Thunder Gun Express” “Where’s Dennis?” “Oh, he’s thundergunning some Mexican chick in the back.” You know how much it sucks when all you want to do is go see the most epic movie of the season but the stupid president is in town and you get stuck in traffic because every other street is blocked off so the POTUS can give a 5 minute speech...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7: Episode 10: “How Mac Got Fat” Mac: Not now, Frank, we’re packed. Frank: What the shit is going on around here? Okay, I’m just going to say it. This entire season of Sunny has totally sucked. Like, really, really hard. There were maybe 2 episodes that stood up to the Sunny episodes of yesteryear, before Charlie Day got uber-famous and Kaitlin Olsen and Rob McElhenney started popping...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7: Episode 8: “The ANTI-Social Network.” “Tweeting? That’s not having a conversation. What is that?” For once we see the gang outside of Paddy’s Pub because they actually listened to Dee (Why? Why would anyone ever listen to Dee?) and instead of being at their own bar on a Saturday night, they’re taking a chance on a douchey hip new gin bar. Apparently being on Facebook is enough...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7: Episode 7: “Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games” “Gentlemen… suck my dick.” It’s noon on a Monday and the gang is bored. Dee’s not trying to get pregnant, Charlie is not overwhelmed by rats, Frank isn’t getting involved in something foreign and illegal, and neither Mac nor Dennis have great ideas to change their lives for the worse. It’s a slow, sunny day in Philadelphia. You all know...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7: Episode 6: “The Storm of the Century” “The breasts make you care about the weather, in a really good way.” Oh, look! An episode about media hype and hurricane preparation! I think we can all relate to that. As one of the only people in all of NYC to have damage from Hurricane Irene, (just ask me to show you the picture of the giant hole in...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7: Episode 5: “Frank’s Brother” “The love of your life is a black woman… named Shadynasty?” Everything starts off innocently enough. The gang’s gathered ’round, discussing the pros and cons of owning an Uzi, while Frank shoves deli meats and cheeses into his mouth to make in-mouth-mini-hoagies. Typical day at Paddy’s. Enter Geno, Frank’s equally bald and equally brother. Understandably, the gang had no idea that Frank even...
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7: Episode 3: “Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties” “Welcome! Welcome to our legitimate show of kids. Which one of these talented entertainers, who I am not attracted to at all, will be the winner? I’m not attracted to any of them! None of them. And that’s the way it is.” Frank Reynolds walks into a bar. (No, that’s not a set-up for some obvious joke — although he does trip...
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