Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 22: “The Big Day” “I’d like to butter his biscuit. What? He looks like a man who enjoys a nice dairy spread on his bread products.” – Magnolia After months of planning, breaking up to screw other people, and then more planning, the wedding of the century has finally arrived in Bluebell, Alabama. Unfortunately, a massive, destructive storm arrived right behind it. Bummer. And as George struggles to...
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 21: “Disaster Drills & Departures” “I swear to God, George, if you leave me here this whole town can practice what to do when a woman chews off her own head.” – Lemon Storm season is rapidly approaching in Bluebell, Alabama, but everyone is too busy getting prepared to face their own personal disasters to worry about some stupid little potentially life-threatening hurricane. George and Lemon are stocking...
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 20: “The Race & The Relationship” ”George Tucker and Lemon Breeland are getting married. That is how this story ends. Why is it that everyone in this town can see that… but you?” Oh what a tangled web we weave. Tanzy loves Wade, who likes Tanzy but loves Dr. Zoe, who likes Wade but loves George, who likes Dr. Zoe but loves Lemon, who pretends to love George...
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 19: “Destiny & Denial” “Oh, I see. You’re not in denial. You’re in an Erectile Dysfunction commercial.” Our favorite Bluebellians are still recovering from last week’s Secret Share-a-thon, and some seem to be doing slightly better than others. Dr. Zoe is delusional, George is in denial, Lavon is depressed, Lemon is desperate, and Wade… well Wade can’t remember what (or who) in the hell he did last night....
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 18: “Bachelorettes & Bullets” “Maybe this is like an enchanted forest… only the opposite.” Thoreau went to the woods because he wished to live deliberately, to face only the essential facts of life. No offense to Thoreau, but he never went to the woods in a stripper bus to stop the dissolution of an engagement plagued by infidelity and/or drink some beer and fight a bear. That, my...
In the midst of all of the southern charm and small-town hijinks, Hart of Dixie’s Magnolia Breeland has transformed before our eyes from a drunken, teenage debutante with attitude to a complex, ambitious, family-loving ‘belle… with attitude, of course. But, she didn’t do it all on her own. Meet actress and singer Claudia Lee, the 15-year-old fireball who has taken Lemon’s Little Sister and given her a life of her own. We got a chance to...
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 17: “Heart to Hart” ”I keep a lot inside. How else would I live in Bluebell?”- Dr. Zoe After a month of hiatus, Hart of Dixie has finally returned to my television screen, thus ending a month of my wearing black, living in virtual silence, and only eating animal hearts as a form of protest. Okay, that’s a bit of a lie, but I did miss it. Need...
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 16: Tributes & Triangles “I’m going to change my name to Zoe Harlot Pariah.” “Sounds like a pilgrim.” Guys. I think I’m having a crisis. If Dr. Zoe changes her name, like the show is implying she does… does the entire show’s name change? If she’s no longer Dr. Zoe Hart, does the title pun lose all meaning? Does the entire SHOW lose meaning, as her last name...
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 15: Snowflakes & Soulmates “The weird thing is how these people function every other day of the year.” On the rare occasion that snow falls in Bluebell, Alabama, the entire town prepares for the worst. Because, as everyone knows, ain’t nothin’ good comin’ from a Bluebell Snow Day. As an East Texas native, where “Snow Days” really meant that the ground iced over a bit and the entire world...
Hart of Dixie Season 1: Episode 14: “Aliens & Aliases” “Next time you see me, I’ll be so relaxed you’ll just think that I’ve joined a reggae band.” Much like (early) Grey’s Anatomy, Hart of Dixie has a wonderful way of seamlessly weaving the plights of Dr. Zoe’s patients into a beautiful metaphor for the lives of the main characters. This week, Dr. Zoe’s internal struggle between honesty and protecting a friend was flawlessly...
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