Another Dexter season is in the books. It wasn’t the best season, nor was it the worst. There were some (very obvious) twists and turns throughout the story. When all was said and done, things are more or less the same… Oh except Deb now knows that her big bro may or may not be a sociopathic serial killer… and she totally wants his dick. But that’s neither here nor there. Once football season...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 12: “This is the Way the World Ends” So this is it. The sixth season of Dexter is in the books. It wasn’t the best season, yet it wasn’t the worst (see Season 5). I enjoyed watching it, but it lacked the surprise and shock factor of Season’s 1 and 4. Last night’s finale kind of summed up the entire season for me. It dragged, I knew what was going...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 11: “Talk to the Hand” It is officially my favorite time of the year; the two weeks leading up to Christmas. A magical time when I’m filled with childhood wonderment and hope for what’s to come. I take a break from my tough-as-nails, no nonsense outlook on the world and appreciate what’s around me. In just two short weeks I’ll be with my family feasting on lobster, filet mignon, and...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 10: “Ricochet Rabbit” “In order to kill the dark passenger, you need to take out the driver.” I’d like to start this post with a heartfelt apology. You see last week I got two comments on my post, and the success went to my head. I flew too close to the sun and burnt my wings. I thought I was a rockstar. I got a “Bigger than Jesus” tattoo on...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 9: “Get Gellar” “Gellar’s been dead all along.” HEY-OOOO! There you have it; the twist that wasn’t quite a twist because every bozo on the IMDB boards knew it was coming. Gellar is deceased and throughout the course of the season has simply been a figment of Travis’s imagination ala Harry or Figment the purple dragon from that shitty ride at Epcot Center. There actually was another small wrinkle which...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 8: “Sin of Omission” “Jesus, are all brothers assholes?” This week’s Dexter, “Sin of Omission,” was simply put — a family affair. (Take it Sly.) The trio of brother/sister storylines in the episode could not have come at a more appropriate time as I had lunch with my sister the day of the episode! Coincidence? Yes 100%, but nevertheless it will work nicely for a pre-analysis anecdote. Before I begin...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 7: “Nebraska” ROAD TRIP! Know how there’s usually one movie in a series that makes you sit back and ask, “what the hell was that?” Your Indiana Jones 4 (which I still tell myself was a terrible dream), Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (don’t wait around Michael Meyers never shows up), Moonraker (no explanation needed), Anaconda 2: The Hunt for Blood Orchid… well that was actually pretty solid. This...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 6: “Just Let Go.” “That guy is a rockstar.” – (Masuka’s new hipster intern about Dexter) Two months ago I moved into a studio apartment. It is the first time in my 26 years that I have lived alone. I know what you’re all thinking, and YES I ********** CONSTANTLY, but that’s neither here nor there. Living alone has brought out something strange in me. I often find that I...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 5: “Angel of Death” “I don’t believe in angels, but I do believe there is a constant struggle between the light and the dark in this world.” First and foremost I would like to offer a sincere apology to CG readers, particularly the Dexter fans. I was derelict in my duties this weekend. I went out drinking for the 1:30 football games on Sunday, next thing I know I’m rolling...
Dexter Season 6: Episode 4: “A Horse of a Different Color” “Go for a swim, come out a new man. If only I believed it was that simple.” When I was in college, I knew people who were chummy with their professors. They’d grab coffee outside of class, meet up to talk, fornicate with one another (this is 100% speculative), but that was never me. If I saw any one of my college professors...
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