Community Season 3: Episodes 20, 21 & 22: “Digital Estate Planning,” “The First Chang Dynasty” & “Introduction to Finality” “Not a lot of people get a second chance. Just you and probably Obama.” The fallout from the Star-Burns Wake Riot has the recently expelled Greendale Seven filing police reports against Chang, who has turned their beloved piece of crap former school into a Stalin-esque totalitarian dictatorship over which he’s ruling with an iron fist....
Community Season 3: Episode 19: “Curriculum Unavailable” “These memories that you people are sharing are a shared psychosis.“ It’s been two months since the Greendale Seven were expelled and they are handling it well, all things considered: Britta’s kinda drunk, Jeff is detached, Abed has taken to being driven home by the police while dressed as Inspector Space Time… his fixation on investigating their expulsion has prompted the local police to insist he be charged with trespassing....
Community Season 3: Episode 18: “Course Listing Unavailable” “Look, tiny riot gear. Awh.“ Starburns is dead and despite a lot of talk about mourning, only Troy is having a tough time. And he’s mostly just terrified of confronting his mortality. Britta, however, insists the group needs to mourn and takes on the role of (unlicensed, unwanted) grief counselor. Things take a turn when the Dean announces that Professor Kane has quit and the gang is going...
Community Season 3: Episode 17: “Basic Lupine Urology” “I did have a lot of sex, thank you.” Ohmygodyouguys – it’s the Law and Order episode! Confession time: I love Law and Order. I spent all my afternoons in high school watching reruns on TNT. I went to a talk back with Law and Order writers at the Constitution Center in Philadelphia. I, to this day, consider Sam Waterson to be a symbol of all...
Community Season 3: Episode 15: “Origins of Vampire Mythology” “I don’t believe in love because of this guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie.“ Britta’s carnie ex, Blade, is in town and she enlists Annie to keep her in line; she hands over her phone and invites herself to stay with Annie, Troy and Abed until he leaves. Britta just can’t quit Blade and so Annie, as a recovered pill-popper, is actually highly qualified...
Community Season 3: Episode 14: “Pillows and Blankets” “Does anybody go to classes?” Fueled by the allure of a Guinness world record for largest pillow fort (and a well-established desire to avoid class at all costs), the Greendale student body spends two days smacking each other with pillows at Troy and Abed’s command. The former BFFs’ feud has erupted into a campus-wide war worthy of PBS-style documentation. While Shirley and Pierce join the fight, Jeff...
Community. Season 3: Episode 13: “Digital Exploration of Interior Design” “Top notch whoresmanship, Britta.” Greendale takes its first step forward into the realms of the legitimate with a Subway Sandwhichary in the Cafeteriarum. While it’s big news for the campus as a whole, it’s a bummer for Shirley and Pierce who developed the Cafeterium Sandwichary concept in the first place. Determined to get their rightful place in the cafeteria, Pierce and Shirley scour the school’s...
Community Season 3: Episode 12: “Contemporary Impressionists” “I was so sad to hear about your passing.” Abed has developed a bit of a celebrity impersonator habit; booking them to reenact scenes from his favorite movies he’s racked up $3000 in debt. When manager and French Stewart impersonator, Vinnie, shows up to collect, Abed has no way to pay. Vinnie offers Abed a deal — the gang can come work a bar mitzvah he’s booked...
Community Season 3: Episode 11: “Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts” “Yeah, well great flowers look good in a pot. There are people dying in Uganda.” For months there were rallys and posters and PSAs, but there wasn’t any Greendale – a place for which there is no substitute – and on the fifteenth day of the third month, the Great Community Hiatus of 2012 came to an end. And on that day Shirley...
The second half of Community‘s third season returns this week after a prolonged hiatus. When the show was shelved indefinitely in December fans and cast members took to the streets (at one point literally) demanding six seasons and a movie. In a recent interview with The Daily Beast, however, writer Megan Ganz upped the ante: twelve seasons and a theme park. Which, obviously, was a totally serious proposal. One that demanded attention, brainstorming and...
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