I knew this day would come. The day where I wrote my Bored To Death Season 3 report card. What I didn’t see coming at all, ever, was that this would be my FINAL BTD post. As the four or five of you who watched show know, Bored To Death has been officially BRUTALLY MURDERED by HBO. Meaning that our Private Dick Jonathan Ames, Millionaire Restauranteur George Christopher and Super Ray Hueston will not...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 8:”Nothing I Can’t Handle By Running Away” “I can’t believe you committed incest. It’s worse than my elder love. Did you wear a condom?” We made it. We did it together (giggles) BUT (giggled again) seriously, we have reached the Season 3 finale of our beloved BTD. What will we do after this? Where will we go? Will you remember me? How many high school graduation songs can...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 7: “Forget The Herring” “I am so sorry but I must sally forth. I have a quest!” Episode 7, where does the time go? When we started this amazing Character Grades adventure it was just October and now it’s almost Thanksgiving! So much has changed. I mean, I think? At any rate this has been going on for awhile: And other things have changed, like the weather and...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 6: “Two Large Pearls and a Bar of Gold” “Can we play looking for the sunken treasure again?” Episode six y’all! We are barreling down this highway of life and premium cable television (SORRY, it’s not television, it’s HBO), aren’t we? Two more episodes left. Will Jonathan find his father? Will Ray and Leah end up together? Will George become emotionally available? How much weed can be smoked...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 5: “I Keep Taking Baths Like Lady Macbeth” “Yeah this Elder Love thing really crept up on me. Other than cumming in my pants all the time I used to be normal.” Whoa. I want to be honest with you, I think we owe each other that after this crazy character grading ride we’ve been on. I feel like shit. BUT I’m still here holding on for...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 4: “We Could Sing A Duet” “Mind if I join you then? You’re blue, I’m lonely. We could sing a duet.” Guys, we’re halfway there. Only four more episodes of fun, mystery, daddy issues and fetishes. Can you believe it? I can’t. What I can believe is this: And while more people will watch the very special divorce episode of Keeping Up With The Worst People Ever than...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 3: “The Black Clock of Time” “The Big Black Cock of Time?” With a quote and picture that are pure sex leading off this post, do ya want to read about the latest Bored To Death episode? Do ya? Yes? Well thank you for caring while the rest of America watches this shit. Seriously though, if the BTD ratings don’t go up I’m going to be all...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 2: “Gumball” “Oh my God! Gumball shot him!” Here I go again on my own. Literally on my own. WHY DID NO ONE WATCH THE PREMIERE? More people tuned in for the Kardashian wedding. I can’t even begin to say what that says about America AND don’t even get me started on what THIS says. My point being: let’s make America better people. Let’s start watching Bored To...
Bored To Death Season 3: Episode 1: “The Blonde In The Woods” Hello, readers. I’m the new guy in Character Grades’ town. I’ll be writing for a show I work on (words that should come to your mind: renegade, artist, innovator). Am I elevating Character Grades to a new level? Yes. Do I do that to everything I touch? Yes. Your.Mind.Will.Be.Blown. Probably. If you’re a faithful fan of the show, welcome, if not, where...
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