Season One of American Horror Story was full of gore, sex, soft core porn, lies and a whole lot of ghosts. From the premiere to the finale, we were kept on our toes about who was dead, who was alive and ultimately, who was the rubber man (it was Tate and he’s dead). It’s kind of stupid that this show was even picked up for Season 2 considering we know Ryan Murphy plans a...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 12: “Afterbirth″ “This child – a remarkable boy – destined for greatness, in need of a remarkable mother, forged in the fires of adversity, who can guide him.” For an entire season AHS killed and maimed like every serial killer and horror movie that has ever existed (literally, so many great rip offs) and it was glorious. It scared us so much! But the finale, ah not so much,...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 11: “Birth″ “You pathetic homos couldn’t steal the shit out of your own asses.” Congrats AHS on your Golden Globe nomination this morning! You crazy, bloody, nutty, weird, insane, makes-no-sense, amazing show, you. I couldn’t be more proud unless I had birthed you and your still-born twin brother-show with the help of Dr. Charles Montgomery myself. The nomination couldn’t be more well deserved after last night’s episode which...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 10: “Smoldering Children” “Hi, I’m Tate. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?” Ryan Murphy pulled a two-fer this week. As you may have already seen/read just about everyone’s personalities and story lines changed on Glee this week. Well, they changed on AHS too. Starting with Ben and ending very dramatically with Violet. Softcore porn was gone and hardcore sadness was on this week. (This is full of spoilers, you’ve...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 9: “Spooky Little Girl” “Are you gonna drag him outta here, Casper?” This episode surpassed all others in soft-core-porn-corniness. It ran the gamut of sexual innuendo from asking dentists to “fill cavities” to “can we work out a payment” to “rubber makes me wet” to literally, “I came inside.” Plus we had girl on girl action (poor little Black Dahls, am I right?) which is the signature of...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 8: “Rubber Man” “What is it about being dead that makes me so horny?” – Hayden There’s a new Thanksgiving tradition in my house: watching American Horror Story on Thanksgiving-eve. It’s super fun to watch it with your nuclear and extended family who has NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE and where the median age is 60. Actually, “Rubber Man” is probably the best episode ever to watch with AHS...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 7: “Open House″ “I like it deep.” Last week I praised the slowed-down pace of AHS, but this week the dialed back the speed was a bit too much. “Open House” was down right boring! All of the “big” reveals were just kinda blah. Vivian is having twin infatatas Nora murdered her hubby and suicided herself Constance has mutant child that she had Man Without a Face kill...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 6: “Piggy Piggy″ “Do you think I wanted a bloody Mexican ghost in my bathroom?” And, I’m back in! After AHS‘s Halloween Two Parter of Insanity, the show totally redeemed itself last night. “Piggy Piggy” killed it by slowing down, establishing a plot, making characters likeable, and refraining from killing or attacking everyone in sight. Plus, there was hardly ANY Ben in this episode. Talk about perfection. Violet...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 5: “Halloween Part 2″ “All I wanted was one night with my guy, some Halloween fun, some crafting in a house that I love… And now he’s out at the bars and probably on his 4th unprotected blow job!” Halloween night was full of threats at the Harmons. Seriously, just about every character threatened and attacked or was attacked by another and then did it again. Ben threatens...
American Horror Story Season 1: Episode 4: “Halloween Part 1″ “Why would I wear a condom at the gym?” If Ryan Murphy wasn’t behind this slop-fest, I would have said that whoever wrote/directed this episode pulled a Ryan Murphy. You know what? I’ll say it anyway. Ryan Murphy, you pulled a Ryan Murphy on this one. This bald queen has a real problem living up to hype. As AHS gained momentum over the past...
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